1. Kiss my codpiece thou warped half faced nut hook
I think it means kiss my private parts you perverted, ugly theif
2. Eat my knickers thou incestuous swag-bellied haggard
Eat my dirty undies you inbred big bellied hobo
3. My finger in thine eye thou reeky beef-witted miscreant
Poke you in the eye you stinky stupid hooligan
4. Trip on thy sword thou whoreson common-kissing ratsbane
I hope you fall on your sword you son of a floozy, slutty rat poison
5. Bathe thyself thou infectious plume plucked moldwarp
You need to wash you sickly, lowly, piece of junk
Oh Jordan. Always the character you are. Is it bad that I can actually see you saying some of these?
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